inbrain wanderings as i struggle with shopping at Costco (for non locals, it's a warehouse-style wholesale club store) 
omg! what are all of all these people doing here?... if you and you and you weren't here, i wouldn't have to park next to IKEA while going to Costco..is this the advantage of living in the 7th largest US city...what am i talking about? its always like that in Costco, even in Palm Springs....man, im coming through this aisle the wrong direction with my big-azz cart, move out the way, bitch...dam hes cute
but what's he doing with her? poor choice buddy, dump the tuna man...yeah boy, i'll be able to get out of this shopping trip without spending more than $100.00.... why did everybody (currently counting at least 2 people) buy a new mr. coffee? ... fewer carts in that line and plus i can check out the booty on that fine dreadlocked brotha....[i got this grimace on my face] im not ready to smile today, lady...what kind of fool walks into the produce area not wearing a coat? its freezing in there ... come on people, just waiting around for more whole roasted chicken and wings wont make them available to buy any quicker... im a dork, i got 2 cases of wine sitting at home already, i dont need this 1.5L [ yellowtail ] shiraz also, even if it is only $7.99...uh-oh, gaydar is going off, queen couple spotted in fab-u-lous formation at 9o'clock...didn't i just come in here for the lunch meat and the DHEA, so why the heck am i also buying this?...you straight boys need a haircut...ill be so glad when im out of this mess...my cashier is talking to my bagger about the tall guy who now works in the photo dept, "he's so nice"...the guy cashier one checkstand over makes a comment and my cashier says, "ok, that's it, we're through, the date is off..." and he protests, "but i already reserved the rooms"...[right--the upstairs suite at the club san diego: the one without the shower]....yeah, TC at work said he "has a problem with buying a card just so he can purchase stuff at a store, stuff you can get just about anywhere"...thank goodness im not overwhelmed by this place anymore..i have to pee so bad, and shes taking forever....
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LOL...aren't random thoughts fun? It's amazing how the train of thought goes on a tangent when allowed to function freely. These thoughts will be even funnier when you go back and read them in a couple of months.
@TGH: stream-of-consciousness approach is as raw a writing technique as you can get. (my next s-o-c piece will focus on other raw activities. hehe). but im giving you the props man -- i first saw the technique in practice in your posting The Treadmill Ramblings.