embarrassing bodily functions in public
- modulating a sneeze
- covering a cough
- taking the crying baby out of the sermon
- burping
- itching your dick
- playing with your face
- passing wind
- hiccups
- picking your ear, nose, eye, etc.
how do we handle these normally private functions? it depends on the context and whether we can get away with it.
nothing worse than thinking you can get away with it and then you're busted.
and nobody looks at you, though by association, you are the guilty party!
